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| WHAT'S ON THIS PAGE NAVIGATION BOX NEW NEWS: Seattle's Battles -- Something in the Air? | EDITORIAL: We've Arrived and to Prove it We're Here PICTURE: Mona Poster | HOUSE AD | HEALTH ADVICE: Red Eyes in the Morning, Optician's Warning OLD NEWS: Eight & a Half Million People Can't Be Wrong | OLD NEWS: Outta Site | AD: De Kuil Go to Contents | Go To Next Page (Page 2) |
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SOMETHING IN THE AIR? READ THIS STORY IN PRINTABLE PLAIN TEXT As the straight media focused on the violent minority It has been a long time since public feeling ran high enough in the |
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Who saysthere is no reincarnat- ion? To prove our previous existence, here is our first and, so far, only poster. It advertised the first issue with the slogan: 'Something to read in the Louvre'. The first of a series of posters taking liberties with some of the world's great works of art, the poster made it onto our T- shirt and became something of a collectors item. A few copies still remain and are available at an astron- omical price from the Culture Shop. Although we won't be using them for street advertising any more, the whole set of posters still exists and we'll be releasing a new one for sale through the Culture Shop with each issue. BACK TO TOP Culture was, as is the nature of paper publications, text-based and was, therefore, only margin- ally interactive and then exclus- ively on a cerebral level. Coffee- house Culture was designed to be read sitting comfortably with a joint on the go and a cup of coffee to hand. Inter-inactivity, as it were. But! That word again. All this will change. So far as multimedia interactivity goes, the site will have plenty of that. And, philist- ines that we are, we will be sullying even the pages of this pristine journal with cheap (but |
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RED EYES IN THE MORNING, OPTICIANS WARNING READ THIS STORY IN PRINTABLE PLAIN TEXT AS IF YOU weren't doing enough to give yourself bloodshot eyes, here you are reading masses of text on screen. We've tried to make it easy on the eyes by going for backgrounds that are glare- free but even so . . . . Think of your eyes, man! It is possible to print out text, you know? Docker De'Ath, our health ex-pat (yes, he's out of Maid- stone Remand Centre and out of the country) says: "Good God, man, reading text on a computer screen is worse for your eyesight than masturbation but probably not as much fun." To avoid damage to your vision, the good Docker's recommendation is: "Use common sense. Don't sit staring at you computer screen if your eyes feel sore. Download and print out the articles if you must read them." To completely freak you out, |
xxx | ![]() our conscientious quack has prepared a short movie showing the effects of too much screen viewing which, exercising his ghoulish sense of humour, he has called 'French Freyes.' Working in the tradition of the Blair Witch Project, the Docker has made good use of the shaking hand technique to which -- as a sufferer of delirium tremens -- he adds a unique and, at times, impossibly erratic authenticity. However, due to the intense horror element in this movie (it's a 28 minutes to download) we are unable to show it at the moment. As soon as his gruesome oeuvre is viewable, we'll let you know. BACK TO TOP |
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| not in the time they take to down- load) gimmicks and those picture things. If the download times overwhelm your boredom thres- hold, turn off 'graphics' in your browser for a faster but less aesthetically pleasing experience. Soon we will coming up with not only a text-only version but a PDF so you can print out Coff- eehouse Culture and, maybe, read it with a joint on the go and a cup of coffee to hand. In making the transition to the web we have tried to create a balance between the text and the bells-and-whistles stuff. That is why the Coffeehouse Culture site is a much broader enterprise than merely an e-zine. Even within this section of the site we will try to offer slightly more than just text and pictures. And as we gain increasing mastery over this web mystery, the interactivity will increase. Although Coffeehouse Culture might have something important to say, it was never set up to be anything more than an entertain- ment for those with the same interests as the editor and other contributors. And there is much more scope for entertainment on the web. BACK TO TOP |
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8.5 MILLION PEOPLE CAN'T BE WRONG But The UK Government Could READ THIS STORY IN PRINTABLE PLAIN TEXT Although written n the autumn of 1998, when the UK's Government was rather less well established than it has since become, the main point of this story has not changed. Although the lies, damned lies and statistics might have changed, there are a lot of smokers in the UK. Indeed, enough to make a real difference one way or another to the way the country is run.
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The Cannabis-Cafe Oudebrugsteeg 27, 1012 JN Amsterdam EPITOMISING THE BEST THAT AMSTERDAM HAS TO OFFER Coffeehouse Culture says: 'Even if we weren't indebted to de Kuil's owner, Michael Veling, for his support and belief in what we are doing, we would still be telling you that the Cannabis-Cafe is the best that Amsterdam has to offer.' www.cannabis-cafe.com |
xxx | large and growing domestic cannabis industry. With over 23% of 16 to 25 year olds in the UK smoking cannabis on a regular basis, the size of this industry can only be guessed at but in any terms it must be viewed as extremely large. With suitable licensing and taxation measures in place the cannabis industry could provide Tony Blair's Government with all the funds it needs. While licensing and taxing the cannabis industry might be an extreme response to Blair's financial problems, it would certainly solve the Government's dilemma. Such a move would, of course, be beyond the Government's courage or imagination without a major repositioning of cannabis in the public arena. Although a cannabis public-profile 'makeover' might seem to be an unachievable dream, it is not impossible. Nonetheless, Coffeehouse Culture will be doing everything it can to help the Blair Government, as it is doing what it can for the Dutch Government. The Coffeehouse Culture 'Support From Unexpected Quarters' Initiative with governments is just one of the ways in which Coffeehouse Culture will be trying to integrate the cannabis culture into society as a whole. The pivot of its activities on behalf of the cannabis community will, however, be based on the phenomenon that is represented by Amsterdam's coffeeshop society as it emerges as a full culture. BACK TO TOP |
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READ THIS STORY IN PRINTABLE PLAIN TEXT For those of you who like to check-off the mistakes, we reprint the original description of the web site you are now experiencing. Written when the web was even more of a mystery to us than it is now, when all this was rather less than a twinkle in the eye of its creator, it just goes to show that we'll say anything for a story. Believe nothing that you read below. |
xxx | been surveying the smokers' sites out there and, although he is full of admiration for the wealth of text-based information available, "there are hardly any sites that are entertaining and fun to use; BACK TO TOP Cont. on PAGE TWO |
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FOR THOSE of you in perman- ent accommodation, Coffeehouse Culture will soon be available in a form that does not provide protection from the elements. Yes, you've guessed it, for all you stoned people out there with no lives, we are going on the |
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WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN Cup Corruption Provokes Massive Wave of Apathy FULL REPORT PAGE 3 |
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