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CANNABIS CUP 2000 AND 2001

THE CUPS OVERFLOWETH

or those tired but dedicated professional cannabis smokers for whom dope smoking is a humdrum part of thier daily existence (who are we kidding?), the Cannabis Cup is always an incomparable event. It is, of course, and has always been an event for which there is no comparison. For most of us, the Cup represents the best annual opportunity to catch up on cannabis news world wide. And a depressing affair it usually is. Busts here, oppression there, who’s inside and who’s outside (temporarily), rip-offs and, occasion-
ally, successful scams. But mostly it’s just depressing. And as the Cup week progresses the depression deepens until, on the evening of the last day, it reaches its nadir as capitalism and corrupton take to the winners’ stage to demonstrate that the cups are as much ‘for sale’ as any other item.
In the aftermath of the Cup, the

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of hand, a new system was introduced, one that involved some real experts -- the coffeeshops themselves -- in 1999. No less confused or ambiguous, it was felt that adding a coffeeshop vote would in some ineffable fashion ‘clean up’ the voting procedures. Although the paid-up laminate carrying Judges would still participate in the voting, their easily influenced votes would be balanced by the votes of the coffee-
shops. The change was well received and all went fairly well. There was some cheating by a notably excessive Cup winner of previous years but
generally the voting system was felt by the coffeeshops to be the fairest so far devised.
It was with some relief that on the
night of the awards ceremony, the 1999 cups did not all go in one direction.

ROLLING HEADS

For a day or two, the Cannabis Cup was possessed of a credibility that it had never before known. And then, disaster. As news broke in the Netherlands media that there had been cheating among the coffeeshop judges, the Cup’s credibility disappeared in a blink.
In the bloody aftermath of the 1999 Cup, blame flew in all directions. Although the air was thick with accusation, the option of suspending the three guilty coffeeshops from one or more future competitions was, of course, not even considered. Someone had to be the scapegoat and the head that rolled on this occasion was that of the well-respected and highly regarded long-time organiser, Annie Reiken.
Clearly the voting procedures were, again, in need of revision. For the 2000 Cup, the coffeeshops were removed from the equation and a special judging team was put together through a High Times magazine competition that required entrants to demonstrate their knowledge and appreciation of the GanjaMa by making complete prats of themselves on video. This carefully selected group of blaggers were rewarded for their lack of good taste by being flown into the City of Dreams a week before the start of the Cup so they could spend the time trying all the dope entries under the ever watchful eye of the High Times video production team.

MOTLEY COLLECTION

Delegates, judges, exhibitors and hangers-on, got the chance to meet the ‘experts’ and see the videos at the Cup dinner on the Saturday evening before the start of the Cup proper. And, oh dear. None of us could believe that the fate of the Cannabis Cup entries would be left in the hands of such a motley collection of amatuers. But, in the absence of explanations from the organisers, we were all left guessing.
In the event, of course, voting is one of things delegates to the Cup pay for and they could never be excluded. But we had to wait until the presentations themselves to find out what was going on. As the delegate judges milled and baaaa-ed their way around the Melk-
weg cafeteria only a couple hours before the presentations were due to take place, we Cup watchers grinned ruefully and wondered -- not for the first time -- what the hell was going on. None of us could see how the massed delegates vote could be combined with that of the special judging team.
The solution was far simpler than any of us could have guessed. Suddenly there were two cups -- the Cannabis Cup and the People’s Cup. The Cannabis Cup was awarded to the selections made by the special judging team and the People’s Cup was awarded to the selections made by the hundreds of voting delegates. Only you, dear reader, can judge which of these awards is the eunuch and which has the balls of a super hero.
On both years the main Cups went to coffeeshops and exhibitors who seemed truly to deserve them. There seemed to be no promotional activities associated with the winning entries. The Cups seemed to be awarded on merit and merit alone.
For the record the Cannabis Cup 2000 winner, as selected by the six-man team of ‘Castaways’, was Blueberry from The Noon,with the excellent Stardust from Rokerij in second place and White Smurf from new entrants, Yazoo, taking third place. The People’s Cup went to Sweet Tooth from Barney’s Breakfast Bar pushing Greenhouse’s erstwhile winner, Super Silver Haze, into second place. Again, Yazoo’s White Smurf got the third place.

BUSTY BARMAIDS

Although all the cups are hotly contested, one of the most sought after is that for Best Coffeeshop. This year (2000) Rokerij was voted the coffeeshop with the most attractive and busty barmaids. They get a 44 DD cup. Second place winner was the recently refurbished Greenhouse and in third place the also recently refurbished, Abraxis.
Among the other notable cup winners were our favourite coffeeshop Katsu, who took the Hash Cup with a their phenomenal Water Hash, Serious Seeds who took the Best Sattiva Cup with their Kali Mist and Dutch Passion who won the Best Indica Cup with Blueberry.
For many of us the high point of the awards ceremony was the induction of Ina Mary Gaskin, author of Spiritual Midwifery, into what used to be the Cannabis Hall of Fame but this year became the Counterculture Hall of Fame. As surreal as any event at a Cannabis Cup could be, this involved an extended video presentation on natural childbirth complete with detailed gynocological asides that left most delegates pushing hard and hoping for a girl.

THUMBS DOWN

Come the 2001 Cup and -- surprise, surpise -- it is all change with the voting system once again. The Casta-
ways idea was generally given the thumbs down by just about everyone associated with the Cup and the power was, once again, returned to the people, The coffeeshops who, if the truth be told, were the only people who ever questioned the fairness of the voting system (with everyone else simply assuming it was totally corrupt) were pacified with some bland assurances that the abuses of previous years would not be repeated. And, indeed, it all went well. Of the People’s Cup there was ne’r a mention but we will let that pass.
Again all seemed fair and square. Interestingly, though, there were not many changes from the previous year’s winners list. Once again, the Noon’s fantastic Blueberry took the Cannabis Cup itself, Katsu took the Hash Cup and Barney’s got the Best Coffeeshop award.
Although there are many negative aspects to the Cannabis Cup -- not least its commerciality -- it is hard not to give it the credit it is due. For many Americans it offers a true taste of freedom and that is never a bad thing. However, for everyone, the Cup provides an annual event on which we can all focus. It is one where young and old can come together, to find or re-establish their cultural roots and can take a year’s worth of heart that the beautiful people are not extinct.

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sweet smell of excess is usually not so much sweet as sour. In the weeks following the Cup Amsterdam
usually has nothing good to say about the event. Despite the fact that -- in all the world -- it is such a sing-
ular and unique event. Despite the fact that it is such a total celebrat-
bration of Amsterdam’s uniqueness. Despite the fact that it is devoted to the ‘happiness herb.’ Amsterdam just scowls and hisses between its teeth or shrugs its shoulders in a massive wave of apathy.
The most recent Cups, however,
have been rather different. For two years running the sour smell of excess has been transmuted into that of success. Even the news from foreign climes was good. But the wave of apathy was still there.
(It is the case that what for dope smokers is a major, super-duper, spliffs galore world wide gathering of the tribe is for straight Amsterdam an embarrassment and something of a scandal. While the cannabis industry and its customers revel in the major event of the dope smokers’ year, straight Amsterdam glances, spits and gets on with the ‘real world.’)
The apathy is understandable. Expected, even. But it was the post-cup dissatisfactions among those who were there -- the coffeeshops, the cannabis supplies companies and the small numbers of Amsterdam smokers who attend -- that would stick in the throat.

SCOOP THEM UP

But, as we said, recently it has all been different. Well, not all. The November weather was the same. And, as usual, chaos reigned but, courtesy of a new organiser, in a pleasantly restrained and well managed fashion. Delegates smoked themselves into oblivion and coffeeshops were visited to excess (and, indeed, exceed) via a stream of mini-buses which would scoop them up from the pavements provided their feet had not become frozen in place and return them eventually to the Pax Party Centre to regroup their scattered brain cells, recharge their bodies with energy drinks and smooth their intellectual feathers with some smoozing. snoozing and (unfortunately) boozing.
With the Pax Party Centre as the hub of all the acivity by day and the Melkweg by night, delegates had only to brave the elements on their trips round the coffeeshops and as they shuttled between the two venues. But most of them were too
numbed of brain to notice the weather, which was as cold and rainy as only Amsterdam can be. But the Rokerij were giving out welcomed umbellas for delegates to leave in coffeshops all over Amsterdam.


The Melkweg by . . . . er . . . . night

Within the warmth of the Pax Party Centre it was a bonanza of prodigious consumption and multifarious activ-
ities. With a judges lounge offering lectures, music and an atmosphere you could cut with a knife, a first and second floor expo brimming with goodies spread over three rooms, a top floor snack bar offering reason-
ably priced and reasonably good food, plus a selection of toilets and a very few chairs, almost all of the delegates' needs were satisfied. At least it seemed as if there were very few chairs as one maneouvred oneself through the sodden, weary and braindead delegates who seemed to have collapsed all over the stairs. Of course there were chairs in profusion in the Judges Lounge occupying the main hall on the ground floor of the Party Centre but, after a hard day battering your brain to death in Amsterdam, who has the initiative to do more than fall over? So fall over they did.
For those who were interested in more than merely dissolving their brains there was a program packed with events at the Pax Party Centre but getting good and stoned always came first. The buses came and the buses went and like a spring tide (without much spring) the delegates ebbed and flowed through the sacred Halls of Peace. Among the lectures, movies and other events designed to stir up the surviving brain cells of Cup delegates were seminars led by some of the leading lights of marijuana activism.

WALL TO WALL

But the real show was on the upper floors where the expo booths vied with each other to part delegates from their money, their brains or their lungs. In the big room on the first floor it was wall to wall vaporisers and the coughing was extraordinary and prodigous. My mum would have had them all rubbing their chests with Vick. And to think that they seemed to enjoy that sort of thing.
From the vast treasure store of the Sensi Seed Bank Booth that occupied the whole of one end of the main hall to the booth at the far end that consisted of no more than a carousel dessert cabinet selling just health-
giving organic muesli with enoughwhipped cream on it to give a cardiologist a heart attack, the expo was full of delights. But it was the Seed Bank that -- as usual -- made the impression, had to fight off the delegates and -- as usual -- got to win the Best Expo Booth cup. Equipped with Eagle Bill’s amazingly large vaporiser and staffed by such cannabis luminaries as Laurence Cherniak, author of the Great Books of Cannabis, the booth was a daily stop-off point for many of the delegates and exhibitors. With almost all of the Seed Bank directors in attendance, delegates were given access to a database of cannabis knowledge that few could have appreciated. But the prime movers of the Seed Bank, Ben and Alan Dronkers, are always busy with more than just delegates at the Cup.

DRONKING

The coming together of so many committed dope smokers from all over the world provides an unparalleled opportunity for high level activism with members of the straight and not so straight Press. And the father and son Dronkers team made the most of it. Ever a voice for the virtues of hemp and cannabis and for fair play from the authorities, Alan Dronkers had some stiff criticism for the Dutch cannabis Press who, he said, had been tardy in their reporting of a pack of lies about the perils of THC which were being promulgated through the Land of the Really Free by a Dutch academic with an unpronouncable name. Fortunately, Coffeehouse Culture was spared the sharp edge of Alan’s otherwise sweet tongue on a plea of not being a publication for
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Although the Cannabis Cup is one of those rare events where one can truly say that a good time was had by all, it is much more than merely a party. The Cannabis Cup is the time when members of the Great Family (many of whom do not know each other) come together to celebrate both their commonality and their uniqueness through the smoking of the Sacred Herb. And their battle cry is: "Hey Man, I can smoke that!"

It is the enthusiasm of the Cup delegates and workers that makes the event such a joy. For the penultimate week of November, the sedate Pax Party House is transformed into a temple of over indulgence that leaves the building reeking of exotic aromas, the bar staff reeling and the tills ringing like carillons. The officers in the police station next door view it a little less enthusiastically but even they can be cajoled into a smile or two -- provided the queue to get in does not block the entrance to the station house.

With the Pax Party House serving as the daytime base for the concerted milling of delegates as they wait for the buses to take them on one of the three or four coffeeshop tours, there are many distractions. A packed expo features all the movers and shakers of the cannabis world. The seed shop exhibitors supply the floral decoration in the form of full grown Mamas with gigantic bazonggas and the mental redecoration through their vaporisers (Eagle Bill has got a lot to answer for.) The air is thick and as the day progresses the delegates merely give the impression of being so themselves. The mood is warm, friendly and very stoned.


the Dutch nor being able to pronounce the malefactor’s name. Phew!
But at the Cup serious stuff like rallying the good and the true behind the defence of the herb we love to love takes second place to the celebration of smoke, smoking and smokers. In such an atmosphere it is easy to forget that the Cup is, first and foremost (or second and fivemost) a commercial event. However, while that was more than evident within the expo it was never truly a contender in the competition against the party spirit and the hippy ethos of free piglets for all. Wavy Gravy has a lot to answer for.
Although the main expo rooms were dominated by the elaborately exotic booths of the various seed companies which created, in at least one hall, a lush green jungle of gigantic mothers dripping with the smelliest resin, there were many smaller booths offering food for the body, mind and senses. In the smallest expo room among the
potters and the pipemakers, the board games and the glassware were the no-hopers like Coffeehouse Culture. But if the editor of this publication could put the words around the hippy ethos there were others right there who were able to demonstrate it. One such was the Sweetleaf Grinder Company from Vancouver.
Bud grinders were the 2000 Cup’s ‘big new idea.’ And there were lots of booths selling them at the Cup. Sweetleaf, however, had a better idea -- they gave theirs away. And just about everyone appreciated their generosity. So much so that when it came to the big day, they were the grinder company that got a Cup both years running. As delgates could not give a them a Cup for their generosity they got the one for Best New Product. But we all knew why they’d got it.

C(ORR)UP(TION)

And, suddenly, as if by magic(the magic of missing out whole big bits of the story), we are at the awards ceremony. Yes, the Cups themselves. What of them?
The whole point, of course, of the Cannabis Cups is, we are told, the cups themselves. And therein lies the source of the corruption and contention of previous years. In 1998 it may be remembered, in a grand slam that left everyone in no doubt that bribery (or the excessive use of freebee inducements as it is called in polite society) works, Greenhouse took seven of the nine cups and most of the event’s credibility. For seven and a half minutes in the week following the end of the Cup there were murmurings of rebellion but Amsterdam being what it is they quickly disappeared into the apathy that passes as a hip and laidback attitude in the coffeeshop society.
There was, it was generally agreed, a major glitch in the voting system. Delegates, smokers but not connoisseurs, it was felt, were overwhelmed by the sheer volume of smoking required to actually put in a worthwhile vote. While voting at the Cup has always been a major opportunity to demonstrate confusion,

TOO MANY CROOKS

ambiguity and lack of definition it has, at least, provided an excellent source of entertainment for those not involved. It is clear that none of the voting marshalls have ever been fans of ‘One Man and His Dog.’ (Anglo-American Cultural Note: For a country renowned for the quality of its television,’One Man and His Dog’ was a joker in a hand of otherwise strong cards for the BBC. The ultimate low-budget show, it featured a cast of two -- the one man and his dog of the title -- plus a number of extras in the form of sheep and was set in a very cheap field. For 30 minutes a number of men would whistle, shout and swear at their dogs as the poor animals chased a lot of other poor animals around the grass as they tried to get them into a pen. At the end of each try, the dogs would be judged and points awarded for such things as not pissing on the cameraman or humping the leg of the producer. Oh, the joys of British television.) What the marshalls need is a sheepdog and a crook or two -- although it is often said that there are far too many crooks at the Cup already. There is nothing quite like a totally stoned, totally disor-
ientated potential Cup voter for a bit of comedy. Comedy, however, was not the problem. The problem was that delegates were too easily influenced by those prepared to put some real money behind getting their grass entries to the Judges.
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WORSHIPPING AT THE TEMPLE OF THE GREEN GODDESS

Magic Moments -- famed in song, chocolate and by manufacturers of cheap fragrances -- can happen. Some of us had hoped that in the Year of the Goddess, female deities would, indeed, be in evidence at the Cannabis Cup. The Goddesses, however, were notably absent from everywhere that we looked. They were, it was rumoured, sequestered on some celestial plane occupying an upper floor of the Melkweg surrounded by mountains of grass and a plethora of pipes. Cherubim, it was said, had been heard chuckling near the ceiling in the first floor Tea Room and the odd angelic scream of ‘Oooohhhh mmmmmmmyyyyy ggggggaaaawwwwdddd’ had been heard to echo out. But that was all just a rumour. For those ‘below stairs,’ as we call anyone not on an upper floor, it was all rather less celestial and more mundane.

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milling crowds, the people jams, the queues for the cafeteria -- hey, it’s Cup time again! But playing argy bargy with people you don’t know is never fun, never elevating, never a celestial experience.
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Milky Way where the stars are about to twinkle very, very brightly.
Although we should have been in the judges lounge vaporising its occupants with our sponsor’s fine grass, we had heat blisters on our brains through the heavy-duty vaporising we’d been doing all day at the Pax Party Centre and were, therefore, absolved (before we dissolved) of evening duties. It was great just to hang out pretending to be a brain dead stoner; or were we merely pretending?
It was a good result for us. It had only been a few days previously that we had actually got a look at the Cup programme. Same old, same old. But . . . . wait . . . . hang on . . . . what’s this . . . .and . . . ooohhh. Patti Smith and Jefferson Starship. At the Cup! Wow! Good bands, man.
No one said a word but Amsterdam was quietly impressed that the Cannabis Cup could attract such top-line performers. Both legends in their own lunch times (for ‘lunch’ read ‘lurch’), Patti Smith was the streetwise Rabelaisian poet of freedom and the Starship were -- in their previous incarnation as a mere airplane -- among the people who helped to create this culture. It was an exciting line-up.
Monday night. The Grand Zaal at the Melkweg . And it is Patti Smith strutting her stuff as the midnight hour rolls around. Before her set the talk is all of her last gig in Amsterdam, some five years ago, at which she is said to have levitated the Paradiso. Such is the stuff (and nonsense) of rock legend. Her band is tight and peppy and she is bopping and hopping to the rhythm section. Twirling and swinging her arms above her head in the ecstasy of the performer’s moment, she is clearly at home in the Land of the Truly Free. But this, of course, is her audience. A rabble of rebels with a cause, street people one and all, the children of the revolution.
There is some dancing but mostly they are listening. For this is art. No empty words here. The poetry is rich with references drawn from the culture of which we are all a part and resonates with the decadent spirit of Rimbaud, Verlaine and Baudelaire. They were, of course, among the first of the free thinking, far seeing, re-definers of reality as we know it. And, indeed, as members of the Club des Hashishin, among the founding fathers of the culture to which we belong. It is only right and proper that their shades should be there, in the Melkweg, while their distant descendents give them honour. It is the words that carry the visions and the visionaries. The oblique perceptions of material reality filtered, refined and redefined through the music of poetic vision weave rich tapestries of sound and image that few within the Melkweg can resist. Not always pleasant on the inner eye the words reach out towards a hard cold reality and seek to transmute it into something
. There were, however, celestial experiences to be had by the non-Goddesses attending the Cup.
At the end of a busy day smoking grass and falling in and out of coffeeshops, Cup delegates congregate for more festivities within the multi-halled Melkweg complex. But it is not all jostle and push. For the laminate carrying judges there is a souk-like lounge where the vaporisers belch in a clamorous atmosphere of intense dopiness. Elsewhere the crowds mill between the large hall and the cafeteria in a tireless confused procession that flows back and forth and eventually congeals around the cloakroom desk.
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some good music. To this day I cannot remember which band it was but I think that maybe it was the Cannabis Cup Band. They were up there on the stage doing their reggae(ish) thing, singing their songs dedicated to the GanjaMa, praising the plant and glorifying its existence and down below on the dance floor were some lonely dancers. Too stoned and tired to dance myself I stood towards the back and just took in the good music and the fine vibes and watched the dancers. There was one guy who caught my eye. He looked like he
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where to sit quietly, put their aching feet up and roll a nice long spliff. But that is not the nature of the Cannabis Cup. Fortunate, then, the delegates with the initiative to find the quiet haven of the Melkweg Tea Room on the first floor. For the rest it was queue for a table in the cafeteria or flop out in the judges room. But rest and relaxation are always in short supply at the Cup and at the Melkweg the pressure is really on.
With the serious bus-
iness of the day behind them, the evenings at the Melkweg offer dele-
gates a feast of enter-
tainment. From top(ish) bands to Amy the Sword Swallower, there is allegedly something for everyone. As if the Cup itself were not comical enough, there is always a comedy troupe or two but that is another ‘allegedly’. This year it was Comedy Central’s ‘hilarious
award winning Upright
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. Citizens Brigade’ and sassy comedienne, MC Watermelon. It was interesting that for the latter’s vaginal infection jokes most of the ‘upright citizens’ seemed to be in the audience. What a way to treat a Goddess.
So, as always at the Cup, it was in the audience that the best comedy took place.
Never taken seriously at the Cup, the comedy performers know that they are there to fill out what is essentially a music programme. Music, as Jim Morrison once observed, ‘is our special friend.’ More and more, music has become our chronometer, our time
, , might have stepped out of a biblical epic, a misguided eremite, a desert father, who had wandered out of the wilderness and into the Melkweg. Like a dervish he spun and twirled as the music carried him away and his arms and his many scarves and shawls swirled around him like shoals of fishes following the currents he cut through the viscid but empty air of the dance floor. He flowed to the music like it ran through his veins and his body responded to its every nuance. His grace was extraordinary but his dance was strange -- abandoned, ecstatic and , ,
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As she works through some of her greatest hits and a few new things, the audience stands mesmerised by the dervish presence on stage. Eyes glazed they still do not dance but bounce, sway and swirl as the visions carry them away. But the artist has no mercy (and nor would the audience wish for any.) As she
, stick, the soundtrack that runs through all our memories. But, for dope smokers, it is something more. Where, after all, would music be without the sacred herb. Would Dylan have written Desolation Row or Mr Tambourine Man, would Doors have taken their extended Romanesque vacations on the other side, would anyone have been in the queue at the Chelsea Drugstore with Mr Jimi, if it had not been for the GanjaMa? We think not. If anything was responsible for the development of rock, it was the substance that the Cannabis Cup glorifies. And that makes the music VERY MUCH our special friend.
The music at the Cup is always of a high standard even if we have not heard of all the bands. In 1999, one of the high points was the popular Jai Levi and his extremely smooth, highly original songs about spirituality. But there was much more that we were too stoned to remember now. There seemed to be some good reggae and there are some vague memories of dancing with the shade of the man who shot the sherriff but . . . Sorry. All we can say in our defence is that the absence of memories must indicate that we had a good time.
If anything it was the music of the previous year that made a greater impression. Well, not just the music, actually. The 1998 Cup was Coffee-
house Culture’s first. It was our first year of living in Amsterdam and we had had a gruesome summer putting together the paper edition of issue one of Coffeehouse Culture, which actually appeared a week or two before the Cup started. It could not have come at a worse time, this major event of the cannabis year that we simply had to attend. On the edge of a nervous breakdown, we were to say the least tired and emotional. And, although we didn’t know it at the time, the Cup is always a tremendously tiring exper-
ience full of hardcore conversations that sail so hard against the wind of stonedness that they have to be anchored by the tightest focus. So, weary and worn, on our feet still only through the grace of the GanjaMa, we ‘did’ the Cup.
We could not know that against such a backdrop of exhaustion, depletion and depression, we would have one of the most elevating and beautiful exper-
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And his face. His face was blinding. His eyes were closed and he was smiling a smile of the deep ecstasy he was obviously experiencing. As I watched, his movements and the music became more and more aligned. As the man and the music merged into a tightly balletic symbiosis of energy it seemed that the dancer was consumed by the music and the music flowed out through his limbs as trails of colour and light. It was a beautiful sight. As the band praised the Green Goddess in what seemed like a devotional chant from the deep recesses of all our minds, the dancer performed the ritual steps, the sacred movements, that gave sanctity to worship that was clearly taking place. The dancer’s vibes lit up the whole of the dance floor and were powerful to behold.
As I looked around me I saw that there were other dancers on the fringes of the small dance floor doing their thing in the same way. They had the same radiance, the same blissful smiles, the same joyful vibe. Suddenly I understood what was happening. As I looked further I could see many non-dancers like myself, standing watching the amazing events take place on the dance floor. I noted that like me they were all smiling broadly and swaying like beds of kelp in the warm water currents of the Gulf Stream.
It was as if we were one. One mind, one heart. One. All sharing in the devotions of the dancers, the worshippers, lost so deeply in their spiritual ecstasies, in the physical expressions of their intense love of the substance we were all there to celebrate. It was a religious exper-
ience. Truly a religious experience.
At such times the heart expands. The muscles and fibres that pump the lifeforce around the frame take on a new mystical fluidity as the heart lotus opens and flowers. And the light shines forth from the vision of bliss that is revealed within the waves of deep love that flow over and through the heart and the mind.
As William James would tell us (and, indeed, does tell us in his seminal volume, ‘The Varieties of Religious
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pulls the crowd into the extrapolations of her personal landscape, the rainbow colours of the shared vision light up the hall.
It seemed to happen in colours until all the colours were overwhelmed by a simple white light. As the band cranked up the music, the exchanges of energy between performer and audience became almost palpable. In flashes of purples, reds and greens the audience hurled back the good vibes coming off the stage and charged the performance with an electrical resonance that bounced off the walls in showers of sparkles. Within the hall the atmosphere was vibrant and electric, crackling with communication and association. They were hers, the audience. Moving to her mind and rhythms, within her world, lost to the joys of Amsterdam, lost in the music.


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There was a pause between songs. And in it the singer surveyed the conquered and smiled to herself at the satisfaction of the perfection of her art. And then it happened. With the band chunking away, in the distance a chant is heard: ‘Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy!’ It seems to come from the stage but far away monks are repeating its sacred sounds. Within the audience the mantra takes a hold and they move to its rhythms. Maybe they are the chanting monks or maybe it is something deeper than mere vocalisations that we can hear. Magic is in the air.
And then the song starts: ‘The world is

, iences of our lives. But we cannot speak for the whole Coffeehouse Culture team. Truth be told, it was just the eternally tired and emotional editor who had the mindblowing experiences.
The Cup was such a good experience. There were so many beautiful people shining their light and being their thing, so many saints and seers and shamen,
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, so many people reflecting the increased consciousness that comes from the smoking of cannabis that it not only reaffirmed our belief in the ethos and rationale of Coffeehouse Culture but brought to it new aspects of con-
firmation of which we had only dream-
ed. This gathering of the tribe, this meeting of friends, this countercult-
ure cavalcade of gypsies and travellers, flower children and freaks, criminals and corruptors, mystics and mystery men, this motley procession of jesters and anarchists, represented such a singular spiritual (yes, spiritual) event that it could almost have been a Kumbla Mala. But of dope smokers. Of dope smokers.
So what, do we hear you say?
In this world where spirituality is the lost
, , Experience’ published in 1902), this is what religious experiences are all about. And many of the Sandoz acid hippies who were experienced in the hitherto unplumbed heights of chemically induced consciousness will recognise it as such.
Experiences like that are rare. They can happen spontaneously -- if you have the karma -- but usually they need some kind of precipitant. And a dramatic one at that. Acid, in the early days, was just about dramatic enough. If the Cannabis Cup was anything to go by, it had burnt away the sores and pustules of self deceit and left only the Clearasil clean skin of a saint. But, of course, it wasn’t just the acid; it was the 30 years or more of smoking the Green Goddess
, , holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy! The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand and asshole holy!’ The last word of each phrase is given increasing emphasis until the final ‘holy’ is rendered as a finely wrought expletive that blasts the windows from the church. The artiste walks to the edge of the stage. ‘Everything is holy!’ She says emphatically. It is a statement not a suggestion. The audience glows energetically. Standing on the very edge of the stage the singer looks out benignly. And with a wide sweep of her arms she addresses them directly. “Every-One is HOLY,’ she shouts. And then adds, her arms still seeking to embrace her listeners: “And YOU’RE all HOLY.’
Almost visibly the audience expands.
, , , The faces are alight. Burning brightly with an ecstasy of reverence for their own divinity, the glow is immense and glorious. Above the crowd the air is radiant and rippling with pulsating balls of energy that rise up and burst in explosions of white light. One mind, one heart, one family joined in the bliss of reverence, lost in the ecstasy of their own
, treasure that could make life the deeply fulfilling, glorious and wonderful experience it really should be, the communion of individuals into one mind focused through a collective peak experience of bliss, or devotion, or holiness, or just simple shared pleas-
ure (you can call it what you like) is an extremely rare occurrence. It is this experience that is -- or should be -- the core of all religions in which collective worship is practised. The church service exists to focus the mind, to generate the impulse of devotion in the congregation and to feed from and to the collective consciousness that results.
What made the 1998 Cannabis Cup such a singular spiritual event is that it was not a church service, it had no spiritual content and it was to do with a herb. No one was there to worship. They were there to party, get stoned and have a good time. Religion? Gi’us a break. This was compulsive-obsessive over consumption. Isn’t that number 12 of the ten commandants or one of the eleven deadly sins? Or an abomination in Leviticus (where everything is
, , that had really wrought the changes.
I am aware that at the 1998 Cannabis Cup I was witness to something special. It is, however, as you will have gathered, hard to define and put colours to but it was clearly there. That unity of consciousness, that oneness of heart and mind, that collective mood of bliss, that communion of souls in common devotional love, that sharing of consciousness, that holy, holy feeling. It was too big to rationalise or review. It was just something to be relished and respected.
That experience of the truly fervent worship of cannabis was something I experienced several times at the Melkweg in that week in 1998. It could, of course, have been because as a publisher I had been following the path of the flagellante and had pushed my body and mind to the extremities beyond which lies the Great Abyss. It could have been just a glitch in my usual energy patterns. It could have been just a bit of imagin-
, , holiness, the singer and the crowd. One experience of that divine blessedness that makes our progress on this tiresome earth such a joy. Oh joy. Sweet bliss. Sweet ecstasy. Worship at the Church of the Green Goddess.
And here we are ag’in. William James watch out. As ever it is impossible to convey the full power and majesty of the experience. As the inclination towards worship, towards the assumption of the holiness of each of us and everything around us, takes over from what is essentially no more than a performance, as the audience becomes a congregation and the performer a pastor who leads them in prayers that come from the heart, the buzz is tremendous. It is a reverent and revelationary experience that has few comparisons.
That such singular and unusual events happen at the Cannabis Cup is both surprising and to be expected. Is not the Cup a singular event in itself? Sure there are pot rallies in the States and Canada but where else but in Amsterdam can we let it ALL hang out? And is it not this: the
, forbidden?)
Just on the first day at the Cup we met so many beautiful people. It was just great to find so many who felt just the same way as we did -- about life, about living, about the sacred herb. Indeed, it was an eye-opening, mind-opening, tear duct-opening revelation to find the rationalisations we had formulated over
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, ten years as an isolated recluse locked in the theoretical and practical study of consciousness in a carpeted cave in south London being bounced back to us. Often, in almost the very same words.
And the love. Sorry but I must mention that much maligned cliché that makes up the best half of the much maligned phrase: ‘Love generation.’ There was so much love around at the Pax Party Centre, so much warmth, so many good vibes and such an elegant and finely developed sense of bonhommé, that -- for the editor, who much like Laurence Cherniak, has been everything and done everywhere, and was a proud member of the aforementioned ‘love generation -- it was just like being back in the 60s.
That, however, is not the story. It is a nice story, perhaps, for the aging hipp-
ies who were there when the worlds collided, when the spirit of truth rose again from the shallow grave in which it had been buried, when the doors of global consciousness started to swing open, and can associate with the powerful, heart-warming, evolutionary impulse of consciousness that fuelled the whole thing. But it is not the story.
The story is much more significant than that. Yes, more significant than the initial impulses that started this whole culture thingy off. Of course, it is just the same story 35 years on. But the cast have matured and the plot has become more clearly defined. This is a story of a maturing of all of the best things we gained through the 60s and what it seems to have created. And, in its own way, it is a tale as worthy of a Cecil B DeMille epic as the First Coming.
And it all happened at the Melkweg.
To appreciate the full power of what is to follow, dear reader, you need to understand just what a revelation, what a surprise, what a gob-smackingly unexpected event the Cannabis Cup -- in its aspects -- was for our poor, naive, painfully insular editor. In the small hall at the Melkweg, the one that these days houses the judges lounge, away from the bouncing crowds in the main hall, there was a small dance floor and

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, , ation, a fabrication of a desperate mind seeking solace in the arms of the peace that surpasseth all understanding. It could have been just a dream I had. I wasn’t really sure.
So, it was with some interest that I approached the Cup as November 1999 rolled around. I was, however, disappointed. Sure, a good -- verging on great -- time was had by all. And, indeed, there was plenty of magic around. But that special magic seemed to be missing. For the first time that year the judges lounge was done out as a souk and had reserved tables for the coffeeshop entrants. And it was on the De Kuil table (as ever our sponsors at the Cup) that we did duty. Jai Levi sang his songs of Cosmic love and chanted the names of God and everyone was mellowed out and softened by the vibe and the belching vaporisers. But, although the collective consciousness tumbled and rolled, that special level of communion, of blissed out holiness, of Divine Grace, was absent.
Maybe my perceptions of the previous year had been just a trick of the light. Maybe I had simply been cracking up (but, hey, it was nicely) and kinda lost it. Maybe I had just been too stoned. If it had happened at all, maybe it had been a one-off experience, a unique glimpse of the divinity that is accessible within all of us through the grace of the Green Goddess. Who knows? I certainly didn’t.
Winter. Spring. Summer. Autumn. And here we are again. Coffeehouse Culture’s third Cannabis Cup. Time to Honour the Goddess. Truly.
By day we . . . . Well, if you want to know what we did by day, maybe you should read the other main Cannabis Cup story in this issue. This article is about something else and it is with that ‘something else’ that we should stay. Goddesses, remember? Join us, therefore, as we fly you -- care of Trans-Love Airways -- again to the

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, , true spirit, the spirit of truth, the culture of light, this community of seers and shamen out of which the new religion (the one that lives within, free of rules and regulations) will naturally grow? Are we not the people of the heart? In-touch with our real beings, our real souls, expanding our minds and our vision, developing our compassion and our understanding, growing, growing, growing? Of course, we are.
As the blissed out Cup delegates shuffled and shambled their way into the cold Amsterdam air empty of clamour and crisp and cutting as a starched collar, it was a trailing procession of saints and the sanctified that left the Melkweg behind. The collective experience they had shared had left them full of the reverent silence in which they now walked. But, boy, they glowed like beacons. Bless ‘em.
And, as if that were not enough, a few days later the same thing happened again with those pioneers of acid rock, Jefferson Starship. If you closed your eyes you could have been at the Avalon ballroom or the Cheetah or the Fillmore. It was only when you opened your eyes that the decades came bouncing back. Although there was no Grace Slick, her substitute (Diana Mangano) put on a fine performance. And Jorma, Marty and Paul were all there doing it just like they always had. And the music was as good as ever. Perhaps there was a little too much emphasis on new material (for the audience, anyway) but that didn’t matter because the band could always pull such anthems as ‘Somebody to Love,’ ‘My Best Friend’ and ‘The White Rabbit’ out of the hat to get the audience back and into the moment.
And there were moments. Less of a prayer meeting than the Patti Smith gig, there were hymns to be sung to the glory of the mind. As the audience, one and all, joined in the joyous and joyful chorus to ‘The White Rabbit’ the whole thing became clear. Here was the first of the alternative ten commandments: “Feed your head.’ As the bloated brains of the audience carried them back into the 60s, at the Temple of the Green Goodess worship was, again, in progress.
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omewhere over the Rimbaud there is a group of French symbolist poets hugging themselves with glee. For few schools of poetry have had such a broad and pervasive impact on culture as the symbolists. Although many poets and poems have made a significant mark upon society, poetry has come be regarded as an arty-farty writing form that has little to say to the man in the street. The French symbolists are, however, an exception to this rule. Their influence has been far reaching because their energy lives on in the writings of their 20th century heirs, the singer/songwriters. Where would Dylan, Springsteen, Jim Morrison and so many others be without the influence of the French symbolists? And, indeed, where would the French symbolists be without Bobby, Bruce and the rest? For it is the singers/songwriters who have brought the poetry of the symbolists up to date and made it acceptable to just about everyone. Although they are seen primarily as musicians, the 20th century troubadors are the New Symbolists walking in the footsteps of their mentors.
....None more so than Patti Smith. Ever an outsider, Patti Smith's career began in New York in the late sixties where she shrugged off her New Jersey upbringing and took on the mantle of avant gardist, street activist, eccentric, bohemian and artist. For several years she lived and worked with the outrageous gay photographer, Robert Mapplethorpe.

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Living a close to the edge life that created a suitably dissipated persona, Patti and Robert were well-known faces at many of NY’s hippest hang-outs, moving on the edges of the influential Warhol set. Writing all the time, she performed as an actress opposite Sam Shepherd in a jointly authored off-Broadway play, produced reviews and articles for rock magazines and did constant readings, often with musical accompani-
ment. Living at the notorious Chelsea Hotel, immortalised as the place where Dylan came off smack and where Johnny Rotten and Nancy Spungeon sang the last verses of their death song, she was a central figure in NY’s hip scene. Encouraged by Dylan mentor, Bobby Neuwirth, and by Dylan himself she took major steps towards a musical career as she placed her poetry into a more congenial context.
....Before too long she was gigging across country and in 1975 got a recording contract from Arista records. Although her first album -- Horses -- didn’t set the musical world afire, it did make a strong impression and gave her a sufficiently large following to allow for a US and European tour. It would not be until her thrid album -- Easter -- that she would receive the acclaim that was clearly on the way. Produced during a year of convalesence after falling off stage and breaking her neck while surreptiously mastur-
bating as she performed (see, we told you she was an eccentric,) Easter gave her a first top 20 hit with a song co-written with Bruce Springsteen. A frequent visitor to Europe, she became one of the early icons of the punk and post-punk movements.
....After that there was no looking back. In 1979 she produced one of her most powerful albums, Waves. The album was dominated by the new love of her life, Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith, ex-MC5 guitarist. Her days on the road were nearly over. In late 1979, she retired the band with a concert in Florence, Italy, before a crowd of 70,000 and, in March 1980, married Fred.
....Tucked away in a quiet Detroit suburb with Fred and their two children, Patti’s creative fires continued to burn. In 1988 she released, with her husband, a new album revealing a slightly softer side of her personality. Containing some of her strongest work, including the beautiful and stirring ‘People Have the Power,’ the Dream of Life album was a one off. But Patti continued to write, producing a number of books of poetry, part of a novel and, together with her husband, a number of songs. Their aim of putting together another album in the summer of 1995 was thwarted when, in November 1994, Fred Smith died of heart failure. Although her grief was immense, like so many artists before her, she fell back on her work and, in mid-1995, was in the Electric Lady studios producing a new album.
....Gone Again is another album strongly influence by Fred Smith but this time by his death and Patti’s extraordinary grief. In a meandering meditation on life, mortality and our place in the Cosmos, Patti Smith joins such spiritual icons as Allen Ginsberg in a series of almost ecstatic poetic prayers.
....Able to throw herself into writing, recording and perfoming and thus stave off her loss, Patti continued with her career. Her writing, always a joy of fluidity and rhythm, continues and matures and her peformances provide audiences with a passionate evocation of the joy of living and of the power of the word.
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ARE OUT,
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e’ll have no high hair around here. That is what the USA’s Drug Enforcement Agency has recently decided. And while we are at it lets’s just get rid of all that addictive rope, life-destroying paper and all those harmful personal care products.
In a massive abuse of power America’s DEA has changed the laws covering non-drug products containing hemp. Overturning legal definitions established in history in the most cynical and Machiavellian fashion, the DEA made their move -- which has profound implications for many Americans -- in a covert flanking action that circumvented the usual channels. As a result, from the spring of 2002 it became illegal to use any products containing hemp.
Although it is illegal to grow hemp in the USA, the import of products containing hemp had been allowed. Claiming that these products confound their extensive drug testing activities, the DEA were advised by the Department of Justice that it was not possible to ban such products under current law. With two options open to them -- a proposal for Congress or a public enquiry procedure with a full hearing -- the DEA chose the option that no one else saw. In October 2001, the DEA issued a document that reinterpreted the rules covering hemp products. A reinterpretation of the law does not require a judicial or public enquiry. In one breathtaking but very quiet swoop, the DEA bent constitutional law to their own ends without regard for public feeling or hardship. The new rules came into force in March 2002. Although, at the moment, the rules apply to hemp products for human consumption, it is expected that the ban will soon take in personal care products like shampoo.
The DEA’s action overturned long established and accepted definitions and precedents in an extremely furtive and underhand way. Since the institution of drug control legislation more than half a decade ago, there has been a clear distinction under American law between hemp and marijuana. Although it had become illegal to grow it in the States, the law recognised the historical pre-eminence of hemp as a raw material used in rope making, for paper, for fabrics, for nutrition and for its oils. The Controlled Substances Act of 1970 contains a clear and specific definition of recreational marijuana that expressly excludes those parts




of the hemp plant to which the DEA has extended its ban.
This essentially places hemp products alongside such notorious killers as morphine toilet duck, amphetamine descaler and heroin eye shadow and brings the penalties in line with those for possession of those household articles.
Not only that but, according to the DEA, such products should have been illegal for the past thirty years. They claim that Congress always intended that all hemp products should be prohibited despite the fact that the Controlled Substances Act of 1970 clearly differentiates between hemp and marijuana.
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