Blondes have more fun, so they say. We wonder why that is. Is it because they have difficulty knowing whether they are happy or not, laughing or crying, dead or alive? Or could it be because only blondes get to be 'bombshells'? Who cares, anyway. So, just to be unfair to as many social groups as possible, here are a couple of good blonde jokes
...A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, you creep! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's hair colour have to do with them as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community and from reaching our full potential... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, all in the name of humour." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
...80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed and sighs -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four." Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"