WHAT ISSUE TWO IS ABOUT No less than the Coffeehouse Culture Codex, issue two is a reproduction of a secret Inca mystical manuscript that is said to predict the date when Bill Gates takes over the world (or is it, goes to prison?) Smuggled out of Peru by coke chewing, Dr Pepper swigging monks and left on a bench in a Prague station waiting room in an envelope sealed with green saliva, the Coffeehouse Culture Codex is a document that could change your life. ••••••••••••••••• Full o' totally new material ••••••••••••••••• More smart- assed one-liners than the Bible ••••••••••••••••• Hot From The Asylum ••••••••••••••••• MORE GRIST FOR THE PARANOIA MILL ••••••••••••••••• All the way from the Nether Regions to Ga Ga Blah Blah Land and back	PLEASE READ THE WARNING BELOW Hitting new levels of decadence, debauchery and degeneration for your pleasure. Yes, we've been plumbing the heights of self-indulgence, turning our brains into green slime and reducing our sperm count to something we could count on the fingers of one hand (if we went in for that sort thing) to bring you more crap. But it beats the hell out of having a job. NOW ALMOST CERTIFIABLY INSANE FEATURING MANY BAD HABITS ALMOST ALL VICES REPRESENTED • Weird Tales & Strange Visions • • Illusions, Delusions & Confusions • • Heroes & Villains • • Mountebanks & Holy Men • • Defining the future we all want • WARNING This site is devoted to the subject of increased consciousness and evolution and contains material that freely discusses drugs and their use. If you are under the age of 18 or are unable to handle concepts like personal and collective evolution, please leave the site now CCCCCC VISIT THE CULTCHA SHOP -- THE 24 HOUR DREAM MARKET IT IS ALL A GIFT FROM THE PIXELS AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR GARDEN PLEASE VISIT THE SITES OF OUR SPONSORS .. Coffeehouse Culture is produced under the auspices of the neuropeptide: Serotonin No lizards were harmed in the production of this web site	WHAT WE'RE ABOUT COFFEEHOUSE CULTURE is about more than just cannabis. At the heart of the site is a cultural newspaper putting forward a unique and original sociological thesis regarding Amsterdam that has many positive implications for the future. If you go away and never come back you owe it to the world and yourself to read our brief statement giving the reasons why this publication exists. CLICK HERE TO READ IT Coffeehouse Culture is a division of the Cheapo Cheapo Productions fantasy empire
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